Briefly speaking...

I am not uptight and I have no desire or intention to see "Along Came Polly".

I saw "The Breakup" because I wanted to.

I won't see "Along Came Polly" because I don't want to.

I will see "The Lake House" because I want to.

And, frankly, if no one has ever figured out how to make a fruit pie casserole with apples, blueberries, cherries, peaches, and ice cream, they should. There are hungry people in the world who would kill for a dessert like that. Even if they knew they would only eat a very small slice.

And my shoulder is sore, so typing is uncomfortable right now.